for teh internets! less the world.

Here (like the internet itself) is a work in progress, but something that entertains me greatly. Some of you should recognize the form, less you are unfamiliar with poetry.  As always, comments are welcome.

“for teh internets! less the world.”

for al gore has invented teh internets,
less teh world can has no lolz.

for teh world’s I’s has been opened 2 YouTube,
less world’s wants project from teh boob tube.

for i buy & i buy on eBay,
less full price for Buffy i pay.

for teh internets is totally P2P,
less us must copy that floppy.

for america is a real-life PunkBuster,
less teh world totally gets h4X0r3d.

for my night elf must reach level 80,
less my eyes be pwned by teh light of day.

for i can C++ teh world in technicolor,
less i breathe teh stale outdoor air.

4chan is teh short bus of teh internets,
less geeks go without teh pr0n.

for my post count has reached 10000,
less u dont reconize my 1337ness.

phor t3h B1bl3 h4s b33n tr4nsl4t3d,
less n00bs inherit teh earths.

for truly is Google God,
less would the nine proofs not exist.

for on t’internet r we’turnally 12years old,
less our a/s/l turns real/world/dead.

for there is no end to information,
less reach we The End of The Internet.

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One Response to for teh internets! less the world.

  1. nylle says:

    LOL. I like this, especially this part:

    “for al gore has invented teh internets,
    less teh world can has no lolz.”

    LOLZ

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