I’m turning into my parents (Part 5)

For Part 5, I’m going to do something special: reveal not only my own horrific transformation, but my brother’s as well. I received today and e-mail around the hour of 11:38 am sent from my brother’s iPhone. The heading read: “I squat like dad in department stores.” Upon opening, this is what I saw:

 documents his transformation into our father to send to me via the magic of iPhone.

Pat documents his transformation into our father to send to me via the magic of iPhone.

In case you hadn’t guessed… this is something my dear father does on the frequent. That is, when we can drag him to a department store. And I don’t blame him, they’re frightening places… giant overwhelmingly claustrophobic places full of noisy consumers and……… oh lordy bagordy what am I saying.

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